I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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