Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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