How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
He is an equal opportunity slut.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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