U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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