If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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