try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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