It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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