I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I love having hate sex.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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