Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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