I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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