bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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