Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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