Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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