Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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