I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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