Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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