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(763): View more from Minnesota

I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off

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(212): View more from New York

I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.

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(347): View more from New York

We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.

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(518): View more from New York

Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.

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(316): View more from Kansas

Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

My legs feel like baby dolphins

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.

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