How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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