there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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