He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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