Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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