was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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