I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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