): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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