You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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