If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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