jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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