Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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