You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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