I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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