My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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