so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
The feeling are messing with the penis
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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