Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
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