D3 body, D1 cock
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Randomize
