She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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