Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
kristin has been a bad kristin
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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