marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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