If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
