she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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