i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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