BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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