ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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