So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
