found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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