is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
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