So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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