when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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