Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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