I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
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