My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
If that was your dad, he is hot
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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