Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you would pick up someone in the library
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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