i was born a porn star she said
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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