She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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