There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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